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spritzeer 

A spritzeer is a spritzer, consumed primarily by queers. Generally, said drink consists of a liquor, mixed with half club soda (for the weight conscious) and tonic (for a little bit of sweet). Straight people would never dare order such a drink.
"I'll have a Gin Spritzeer, please" - Expect to be served half tonic, half club, gin, a lime and a terrible scowl.
spritzeer by sillygoat2 April 14, 2009
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a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.
careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.
spitzered by snappy2 March 15, 2008

Grape Spritzer 

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.
Grape Spritzer by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

Malort spritzer 

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.
Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
Malort spritzer by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022
To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant
Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself
spitzer by Chip M. March 11, 2008

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)
That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !