splerth 

smells of fresh sperm (usually reference to breath).

A) Rinse your mouth with scope please...
B) Why?
A) Because your mouth smells of splerth.

splerth by ridered December 11, 2006

Splerch 

When you spurt out fluids from any part of your body.

"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"

"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"

"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"

Splerch by arnica junkie November 5, 2018

splergh 

the feeling that you may feel after being at a party or festival i.e comedown or just plain tired or lethargic

splergh!

splergh by fugitivesounds May 13, 2015

Splenthol 

Splenthol was discovered in Bethlehem, Pa in early 2011. A splenthol is a hybrid fusion of a spliff, and a menthol cigarette. When one removes the filter from a Menthol Crush and uses this as a filter for a spliff it produces a minty fresh sensation combined with all the wonders of marijuana. This tasty combination results in the creation of a Splenthol.

Yo lets pack that Splenthol

Splenthol by Daniel O'Malley May 9, 2011

splerch 

when you make a spitty-farting noise from your mouth when laughing

I was trying to laugh quietly but I splerched

splerch by splerch at phan April 6, 2015

Splert 

1. A descriptive term pertaining predominantly with male ejaculation, sometimes female, as well. 2. To describe a pending orgasm. 3. A term used announcing sexual intentions/wishes. 4. Used to describe a woman's period, or, 'time-of-the-month'. 5. Squeezing a liquid substance out of a squirt bottle or tube. 6. Used to give vague details of after birth when a woman produces a baby.

Sex completed: "Wow! I came and it really splert that time!"
Orgasm pending: "I'm gonna splert!" He said in passion.
Wanton desire: "Dude! I'd really like to splert her!"
Menstruation: "I used my last tampoon for my splert!"
Squirt bottle: "That ketchup came out in a splert."
Childbirth: "After she delivered, I had an intern clean up the splert on the floor!"

Splert by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 5, 2008

Splersh 

The little drop of water that occasionally splashes back into your butt hole while pooping.

"I got splershed good on that deuce."
"I wish I had a splersh guard on my toilet..."

Splersh by ManifestGrateness December 22, 2014