spermaphobia 

The fear or phobia of germs.

Didn't you just clean!? Gosh, do you have spermaphobia or something?

spermaphobia by Mer-may-may December 25, 2007

spermaphobic 

Someone whose phobia is sperm.

I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.

spermaphobic by ladynz April 24, 2008

Sharmaphobia 

The fear of Sharma.

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

Sharmaphobia by noone nobody February 13, 2009

Seraphobia 

An irrational hate or fear towards Seraphine, a playable character in a moba game, made by "small indie game" developers: Riot Games.

While the criticism of Riots character design for the character is valid, victims of Seraphobia may experience augmentations of one's religion, constantly regarding to a totally real passage in the Quran, regarding another characters "E" ability.

While most Seraphobes only go as far as to enjoy relatively light hearted memes criticizing the champion, severe cases of Seraphobia may cuase real mysoganistic behavior and develop toxic masculinity.

Seraphobia Victim: "Please Allah, she lives in my head rent free, I can't take it anymore. I must run it down mid. Willham, please remind us of Jacques' E."

Seraphobia by A Seraphobe January 27, 2022

spermatophobia 

One who has a fear of semen/sperm

Teddi has a fear of being ejaculated on. She has spermatophobia.

spermatophobia by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010

spermophobic

fear of sperm.

sorry i can't finish you i am spermophobic.

spermophobic by Felish Papii February 25, 2009

Spermaphobe 

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.

Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.

Spermaphobe by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010