spaving 

Spending to Save. With many discount cards at supermarkets, credit card discounts, and bulk warehouse stores like Sams Club, you can only reap the benefits, namely saving, by spending.

I spaved all day at the mall and walked away with an entire fall waredrobe for 50% off retail

spaving by Dan Faltyn (on behalf of my sister the original spaver) October 13, 2004

Spaving 

Saving and spending at the same time.

Jody loves shopping at thrift stores, garage sales and liquidation sales because he loves spaving.

Spaving by Sky_ski_ocean July 20, 2020

Daylight savings time 

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

Daylight savings time by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

yak shaving 

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

yak shaving by Brandon April 4, 2005

saving a rough draft 

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.

Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.

saving a rough draft by this_is_not_the_target_market April 18, 2011

reddit spacing 

Using two newlines to separate paragraphs, instead of only one. Typically used on 4chan to discredit someone on the basis of being a Reddit user, or derail the conversation.

>uses reddit spacing
>hates donald trump
>doesn't know about /r9k/
Sure is summer

reddit spacing by ashlebede July 27, 2017

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.

Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?

Spalingle by TrollInTheDungeons June 14, 2011