soft cloth 

a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.

Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."

soft cloth by ImitationJesus July 11, 2010

soft clothes 

A category of clothing designed to be worn for sleeping or lounging around the home comfortably. Frequently associated with pajamas, athleisure, or old, well worn t-shirts

After work, Christian loves to change into his soft clothes and snuggle under the blanket with a nice peer-reviewed journal article about agricultural production in Africa

soft clothes by Yekutiel April 24, 2019