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Snorphan 

Someone who gets kicked out of the bed for snoring.
Bob was snoring so loud that Deb woke him up and made him go sleep in the guest room alone. The next night Bob was also a snorphan in the guest room.
Snorphan by Spindletop November 8, 2012
Related Words
noun: A mutated extra thumb protruding from just below your pinky
“aw man my newborn offspring has a big old spormph after that diddly darn gosh dang darn tootin chernobyl situation.”
spormph by lørd skum February 20, 2019
Snort + laugh. Because snaph isn't a fucking word.
Darren snorphed.
Snorph by amberly730 October 21, 2014

snoraphobia 

My snoraphobia kicks in when I'm on a long flight and know I'll fall asleep.

snorephony 

Noun
Sound created when two or more beings are snoring at the same time.
I couldn't sleep because my fiance and my dog were performing a snorephony
snorephony by anonymous July 16, 2022

Snortphobic 

When someone thinks that snorting is disgusting or frowned upon/dislikes it
*snorts like daddy pig*

Person A: Ew that’s gross

Person B: that’s snortphobic
Snortphobic by Trashdetective July 30, 2022