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a bitch that sleeps around wiv men a slag.
yo smarthy come here and giv me head "yer sure right away hunny"
smarthy by JAIMESON January 28, 2004
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Mentally Swarthy 

Indicates a fucked up person. Means, that someone's brain is so black and swarthy (almost burned) that cant even process simple pieces of information.
Dude, you are so mentally swarthy, that cant even understand the difference between a cucumber and a cockcumber !
Mentally Swarthy by Seeker_The_One September 10, 2011
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Pulling a smarty 

Making an incredibly stupid decision and not knowing why you were stupid.
Pulling a smarty by Baneofexistence February 25, 2021

smartypie 

Someone who is both smart, and a cutiepie.
Lisa Simpson is a smartypie, but Meg Griffin sucks.
smartypie by TheCrashYears May 16, 2011

smarthole 

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.
Chris is such a smarthole!
smarthole by crogue October 14, 2011

Pulling a smarty 

When one pulls the largest of small smooth brain manoeuvres
"He blueshelled his teammate and bombed himself?"

"Yeah, he's Pulling a smarty"
Pulling a smarty by TENNIS138 February 25, 2021

Pulled a Smarty 

Making a move or action that fucks over both yourself and others for the purpose of “comedy
Zeroyalviking: “so let’s try this..”
ChilledChaos: “GOD DAMMIT ZE YOU PULLED A SMARTY
Pulled a Smarty by JmkingyNWO February 26, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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