I bombed both midterms and I didn't study for the final - I'm looking forward to taking that class again next semester

A boy who was in DARE class whispered to his friend.

Boy: "Ready to get bombed after this?"
DARE officer: "What was that!?"
Boy: "I said 'I really bombed on your quiz'!"
DARE officer: "Oh, well study harder next time."

God damn man im so fuckin bombed

The best was to enjoy a club, get bombed before ya get there.

Police Officer: Do you realize you were going 100 in a 50 zone?

Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!

Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.

Let's go get bombed tonight!

I was so bombed last night i dont remember a thing

i was too bombed to drive home

i bombed that test yesterday