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1. smartass
A person who, by means of purpsose or not, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude.
You are in a chat:
CrazyChick: Hello room.
You: Why the fuck are you talking to a room.. There are perfectly good people here.
CrazayChick: Fuck you man Damn smartass.
by SiLeNtAdDiCt Feb 29, 2004 share this
2. smartass
Someone who enjoys giving flippant, sarcastic and/or rude answers to legitimate questions; also someone who enjoys being sarcastic and rude in general. See also: wise-ass, smart-aleck, etc.
Random person: Why is this forum so slow?
Smartass: Cause you came in... we made it that way to annoy you. (hyuk, hyuk)
by Slashco Jun 12, 2004 share this
3. smartass
A mule/donkey of unusual intelligence
that's one smartass you got there
my smartass died
im gonna beat your smart ass
by anotherguy Nov 11, 2003 share this
4. smartass
a person who persistanly uses sarcasm as a means of communication.
"Leanne is so funny, she's just a big smartass"
by Leanne Mar 19, 2003 share this
5. smartass
A person who just has to make everything make sense. Speaking of which, smartass is a oxymoron because an ass is a stupid person so smartass means "smart stupid person".
(not exactly the opposite of dumbass because a dumbass really is an idiot but a smartass isnt neccessarily a genius)
I guess this definition makes me a smartass
6. smartass
An annoying asshole who attempts to use sarcasm every chance that he/she gets.
Smartasses get on my nerves.
7. smartass
someone who tries to pick holes in your logic.

these people have no lives, all they care about is looking smarter than others because they think it makes them superior.
Simon: "i suggest you come with a better solution next time because according to the theory of relativity you must be wrong."

John: "go fuck yourself, you smartass"
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