smarfu

A state of confusion

There was quite a smarfu at the nuclear warhead store this morning as all the evil Nazis bought lots of nukes!

smarfu by Dan Jacobs May 24, 2005

smarbury 

someone who has fancied the same girl for the last 4 years without making ANY progress what so ever.

Smarbury: hey kate, wanna go out with me?
Kate: get the hell out of my cupboard you stalker!
Smarbury: I'm gonna top myself now...

smarbury by chris harcombe March 29, 2008

smafuck

As well as being a conjunction of "smart fuck," smafuck is also:
The act of brown-bagging a woman, otherwise figuratively "cropping out" the woman's face prior to and during intercourse, as the term is derived from "smaf," hence "smafuck."

Yeah, bro, that chick was a butterface, so I smafucked that shit.

smafuck by TheRealNeverender January 2, 2009

starfucker 

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.

Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.

starfucker by A.M. April 17, 2005

Starfucker 

Woman or man who prides themselves on sleeping with someone of fame. In turn they believe that they too have the same self importance.

Olga Fonda is a starfucker and a woman linked to Guy Ritchie, Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and many more. By sleeping with them she believes she too is a star.

Starfucker by tylerdirtyden January 14, 2011

smafuck

A conjunction of "smart fuck." Usually preceded by the word "one."

That boy's I.Q. is 144, he's one smafuck.

smafuck by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

Smartucate 

V. the act of expanding your knowledge base through higher learning, especially if you're a redneck, hillbilly, or similar. Usually smartucation takes place at a Colliversity.

I went to colliversity to get smartucated

Smartucate by Swanagram March 19, 2010