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1.
A punch delivered to the back of some fools head, usually as a result of annoyance of ones actions. Not commited by normal members of society, only those who thrive on violence and the teachings of urban rap.
Billy - 'Look how slow these fools be walkin' blud!'
Bobby - 'Well dont be hollerin' ta 'ere mofo! Go smarf dem den!'
by black44 December 27, 2007
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2.
A replacement word that can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, etc...
I can't believe Jeremy smarfed Dave in the Buku Fort
by BukuSmarfMan January 04, 2010
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3.
V. To grab a girls crotch unexpedidly.
1. Damn I was so drunk last night I ended up smarfing that girl.

2. Non-chalantly I smarfed my gf when her parents weren’t looking, boy did she spike!

3. Man I wouldn’t do to smarf that girl, hot damn!
by mons00nman August 17, 2008
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4.
An interjection in which one expresses anguish or annoyance

(Billy trips and falls): SMARF!
by Audiosmile January 07, 2008
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