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the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.
Lauren's cupboard smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.
by Bob B Saget August 12, 2006
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R Kelly's next destination after finally getting out of the closet. A place that depicts having no escape and or freedom!
Geoffrey is in the cupboard.

No one wants to talk with a person with such a name.
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The place where we put things we don't like.
"Rory, take Hitler and put him in that cupboard over there." -Doctor Who
by Klaine4Eva February 21, 2013
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Used as a reference towards young or underage girls that are aesthetically pleasing.
While at work the other day, we heard Martin shout "CUPBOARD", we turned to see a group of girls walking through the meat aisle. They're underage Martin, i said.
Yes but a few years in the cupboard will see them fit for consumption.
by Clyde Frog May 29, 2005
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A girl with a nice ass
Girl your cupboard have a nigga lost for words
by Lee John March 02, 2014
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