Sloath

You loath them. They want you. But who ends up dead? You.

You know the rape sloth meme? Well that is what a sloath is, only 69 times scarier. They kill you in your sleep. They kill you in your sleep. They have a thirst for blood. They can also travel at speeds of 69 mph. There is no running- they are faster. There is no hiding- they will find you. Just pray that they will be merciful and end your life quickly.

Jenna woke up when she heard a thud. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her door, now wide open. She saw a shape slowly approaching her, its murderous red eyes gleaming in the darkness. She saw the sloath slinking towards her and just had time to scream...... before everything went dark.

No one has ever heard from Jenna again.

Sloath by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

Sloath

The enigmatic, unstoppable force that is the cause of all unexplained murders and disappearances.

They leave behind no traces of their wrongdoing.

Alternative forms: sloathy, sloathify, sloathing

A: Did you hear that there are no leads yet in the mass murder case?
B: Yea, it must have been the sloaths.

A: Where did my phone go? I left it right here.
B: The sloath must have been interested in it and have taken it.

Please be aware that the sloath is the same creepy creature in the definition above.

Sloath by sex-&-slytherin August 19, 2014

A sloath 

it is the contraction of two words, sloth and oath. A promise made under lazy circumstances.

e.g He swore a sloath.

A sloath by DarkNebula October 2, 2014

Sloth Car 

“A ‘Sloth Car’ is a vehicle that you get stuck driving behind when they move so slow while driving, that it seems like a sloth is behind the wheel.”

“Joni was about to pull every hair out of her head in frustration while driving behind a sloth car that she could neither pass or go around.”

Sloth Car by Julesheart February 9, 2023

Sloth position

When your SO (the one who is receiving) hangs up side down from their hands and legs (much like a sloth) and sucks, licks, takes, the D.

"Babe hang like a sloth for me. I want to try the sloth position" -me

Sloth position by super sloth man October 21, 2014

sloth rub 

Jacking off so slow it stays soft.

Bro last night that hand job was so bad it was like a sloth rub

sloth rub by KeWl-AiD170 May 25, 2014

Sloth

To spend you waking hours passively in front of a TV or a book, doing nothing productive.

“It’s been a tough week at work so I want to spend the weekend slothing”
“I think it’s time you stop watching TV and do something productive. You’ve been slothing all day”
“I think we’ve slothed enough for the day. We should get out and do something”

Sloth by Doram Jacoby and Ellie Brill January 18, 2019