11 definitions by Julesheart
A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
by Julesheart January 15, 2023
After you have worked and driven your car like a maniac, just to get people’s food delivered on time. Your power bar and 5-hour energy has worn off completely.
by Julesheart November 22, 2022
A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
by Julesheart April 19, 2023
Those boys were thistle-ing me
by Julesheart September 2, 2022
A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!
by Julesheart March 7, 2023
A “StormtrooperSuv” is any SUV that is white and has the same design as the Stormtroopers helmets from Star Wars.
Bill was quite startled when he looked in his rear view mirror while pulling out onto the road and a white SUV that looked just like a stormtrooper helmet was honking at him and and following him too closely. The aggression from this
SUV was overwhelming. After that experience, he noticed that there are MANY white SUV’s that look like stormtroopers from Star Wars. He felt like he was in the twilight zone. Now he steers clear of any StormtrooperSuv.
SUV was overwhelming. After that experience, he noticed that there are MANY white SUV’s that look like stormtroopers from Star Wars. He felt like he was in the twilight zone. Now he steers clear of any StormtrooperSuv.
by Julesheart April 8, 2023
“Construction Anxiety” is a condition that comes from seeing orange and white caution cones everywhere you go. The overuse of these cones and all the construction going on around you is enough to cause this disorder.
Chase was driving and sees yet ANOTHER construction area with the orange and white cones. This sends his construction anxiety up to a level of epic proportions. The stop and go, slow down, right lane closed, traffic jams are more than he can take!
by Julesheart September 21, 2023