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the cutest (yet slowest) animal in the world over any animal like a puppy I would rather have a sloth sloths are super cute and cool
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1. Extreme laziness. Aversion to work or movement. One of the seven deadly sins.

2. A tree-dwelling animal named for his extremly slow movements.

3. A slow moving person.
1. It was sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

2. It was a sloth that kept me from getting to work today.

3. It was a sloth who kept me from getting to work today.
by radiofox April 24, 2005
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(n)They eat bamboo, but prefer your girlfriend's pussy.
Sloths sleep 18 hours but always party 24!
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The noun Sloth, now means to be awesome. Sloth's are mammals located in South America in the Peruvian areas.
Sloths are really cool, they spend their days sleeping and then eat, they sometimes sleep for 20 hours a day.

The word Sloth, coincides with the word awesome. As both mean the same.
1)
Rob: "Oh that is so cool!"
Emma: "Don't you mean that it's sloth?"

2)

Joe: "I really want to be a sloth!"
Mike: "You're already awesome man!"
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A misunderstood character from "The Goonies". When the gang first encounters him, they are frightened of his grotesque facial features. However, when Chunk encounters him one-on-one, he realizes that Sloth is being mistreated by his family. In the end, it is Sloth who saves the gang from the Fratellis. A note to all who think Sloth is the bad guy: SLOTH IS THE MAN!!!!
Chunk: You want a candy bar? I got a Baby Ruth, sir?

Sloth: Ruth....Ruth....Ruth.....Baby...Ruth!!
by ill bavid July 23, 2005
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1. Two- or three- toed tree-dwelling mamal. The sloth's slowness is caused by it's inability to move more than one major voluntary muscle at a time. Needless to say, sloth reproduction is hilarious.

2. One of the seven deadly sins -- a sort of laziness. According to Catholic Doctrine, all laziness is a sub-form of sloth (much as all anger is a sub-form of wrath), but to truly epitomize sloth, you must be unwilling to take action -- even to help yourself -- out of simple laziness.
1. The sloth is nature's ultimate prey.

2. I was going to shower this week, but then I had an attack of sloth.
by Al February 13, 2005
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Sloth, My brother, a slow moving creature that spends most of it's time either eating or sleeping.
The adverage day in the life of this creature the brotherly Sloth.

lunch, wake up... response,,,Fuck off

6 in the evening....finally out of bed then...responce,,,Fuck off.

then proceeds to raid food cuboards, eat until full then sleep.
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