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Something that many people make but few people keep.
I promise I'll pay you the money back.
by AmbientLion January 16, 2004
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The definition of Beautiful. The real meaning of 'One in a million'. Usually of exqusite natural beauty. Smart & Witty, headstrong & focussed. Determined, stubborn as hell! Loving and playful. The most fabulous smile, which lights up a room. Simply stunning inside and out. A diamond in the rough.
You are truely blessed if you ever meet a Promise...
by Ispeakonlythetruth February 04, 2010
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Basically, its a new way of lying. Mainly used by guys who want girls to get off their backs. Also see lies
Boy:I will always love you.
Girl:promise?
boy:yup. I promise.

Two weeks later -

Boy:I'm sorry. It's over.
by !emoXvampire! June 08, 2009
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something that you are committed to and you don't break what you say your committed to.
I promise to be forever yours.
by diZ iZ lANii :-] May 09, 2009
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An empty commitment made by a corporation for marketing purposes. Unlike a warranty or a guarantee, a promise is unenforceable, giving customers zero recourse value. Because a promise takes power away from consumers, many corporations are switching from guarantees to promises. This allows them to make bolder statements without the risk of being held accountable.
Our Promise: every day low prices on farm fresh chickens fed on a diet of organic broccoli and tofu
by PawzUK1 November 30, 2013
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Blank hollow statements of comfort that serve no purpose other than to make someone feel better when you're lying to them.
I promise to love you forever... (Later that day) I'm with someone else, good bye.
by Aqurala April 06, 2010
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Something people ask for when they are not confident in the other that they will come through with what they have said. Though most of the time they do not come through anyways.
A promise is meant to be broken
by nicolewishes July 24, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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