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Bottle of smiles 

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"

rabbit smiles 

What you see when you are speaking to a group of people who are smiling politely.
Looking out at the sea of benign rabbit smiles, I imagined that I may have farted.
rabbit smiles by Dr Bunnygirl April 23, 2019

smiles per gallon 

A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.
That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.

Crocodile Smiles 

Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.
Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.
Crocodile Smiles by DIABOLIC4L June 23, 2007

Likeless Simile

A literary device used by various hip-hop artists, the likeless simile is a simile without the words like or as prior to the descriptive part of the sentence.

For instance, in the song Bed Rock by Young Money, the

following line contains a likeless simile:

"I just be coming off the top; asbestos"

This line in simile form would be as follows:
"I just be coming off the top like asbestos"

Since the word like was omitted from the simile, it is a likeless simile.

Other examples of the Likeless similie include:

In Kanye West's "Good Morning":
"You got d's, motherfucker, d's, (like) Rosie Perez."

In Drake's "Forever":
"Swimmin' in the money, come and find me, (like) Nemo"

In Young Money's "Bed Rock":
"Shake and bake, (like) Ricky Bobby
Young Money often uses the Likeless Simile in his songs.

The snack that smiles back 

Sam: hey look at that kid over there

Psychopath: oooo the snack that smiles back