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A shortened version of "shit wizard", see Shit Wizard
you are a total shizard.
A what?
You know, a shit wizard
shizard by Johann Spengler June 26, 2008
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Explosive diahria that spews from everything in your body your sole leaves your body its amazing
My girlfriend shidarded on me last night
shidard by Shidard101 March 14, 2021
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A beautiful person with brilliant heart and so
Smart
He looks shizar
Shizar by Shizar August 17, 2018

Shicardigan 

Similar to a shumper. A shicardigan is a cardigan that has a fake shirt attached to it.

It appears to look like a shirt with a cardigan on top but is actually just a section of shirt with a cardigan.

The wearer seems fashionable while managing to keep themselves cool as they are not actually wearing both items of clothing. (not as useful if weather is bad)

It is the epitome of trendiness.
Hey Malcolm, your looking nice. I like your shirt and is that a new cardigan?

Thanks, but no; it's a shicardigan. A shirt and a cardigan would be too warm.
Shicardigan by malcosaurus September 21, 2009

Shizzard 

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.
I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard
Shizzard by Ellbobby February 21, 2011
A person who is stupid as of a retard that possesses a shitty demeanour.
1. Wow, Jim really is a shitard.
Shitard by Young Money Oicneta November 22, 2018
getting drunk. excessively kickn a few back.
lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.
slizard by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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