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desufnoc

It means really confused. It is actually confused spelled backwards.
This dude was desufnoc when he was on jerry springer and he didnt know what his girl was going to tell him.
by $nowman'$exy April 3, 2010
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beyorny

Beyond the point of horny. Way past over due to bust one. Basically 2 words are put into one (beyond, horny) to make one word beyorny.
I am so beyorny after leaving the tittie bar.
by $nowman'$exy April 3, 2010
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paper cut

a gurl that thinks she is hard. ususally a younger gurl that has never been in a fight and swears she can whoop a man's ass but would piss her self if it came down to it.
she is a paper cut. another one? damn there all paper cuts these days. y does she insist that she is hard weighing 105Lbs???idfk and dont understand it myself. wtf is going on with this shit?
by $nowman'$exy April 8, 2010
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keybored

Adjective. 1. Feeling weary because one is unoccupied or lacks interest in one's current activity assiosiated with using the internet and being on the computer constantly.
im keybored today and every other day because my mail box is full of spam, and all the comments i read on youtube are spam. i watch the same youtube videos all day to see how many views they have...im keybored. my girlfriends' left me so they could be more intuned to their keyboredness. ughh...i lost my job because i was a straight up keybored.
by $nowman'$exy June 12, 2012
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myspace

definition 1). (m)eans (y)our (s)ad (p)athetic (a)nd (c)ompletely (e)xaggerated (myspace acronym). definition 2). a place were dorky ass people pretend to be cool, and that are anti-social in real life, so basically it is a "make believe" place that people go to feal like somebody likes them in this world. definition 3). a desperate attempt to meet new people, will only result in more depression. definition 4). a place were girls are put on pedastools because of stupid people.
myspace is a place were people can think they are cool and shelter away from how bad real life has treated them. they can make believe that all these people are their friends, when in actuality none of these people actually like them and visa versa. also, is a place were girls find themselves on a pedastool because of 900 guys telling them they look good, resulting in her thinking she is too good for anyone, after that both male and females are unable to find mates because of putting the women on the pedastool, the women believe that they have 900+ opertunties of guys that like them, why should they bother with you??? and all 900+ guys are giving her compliments just because they think they actually have a chance of getting some.(and they dont) so your back in make believe land once again.
by $nowman'$exy April 10, 2010
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slizard

getting drunk. excessively kickn a few back.
lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.
by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010
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skritty

the act of being horny for a beer. need to drink a cold one like a crack hoe needs crack.
im skritty as fuck right now. i need a beer so fuckn bad.
by $nowman'$exy April 7, 2010
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