sheeding 

the present participle form of the verb "to sheed."

this crazy bitch is yelling at me and i all i can do is stand there sheeding.

sheeding by Timmeh Jimmeh April 6, 2008

Fo' sheeding my seeding 

Yes son, that is correct.

Are you my Daddy?
Fo'sheeding my seeding

Fo' sheeding my seeding by big daddy April 13, 2005

Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky

e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again

Load Shedding by local south african fact spekr November 17, 2021

Freedom Speeding 

The act of speeding just after escaping from an area of dense traffic. Flooring it after you pass the car in front of you often leading to speeding tickets or warnings.

"Jim got pulled over yesterday for freedom speeding on the freeway."

"Freakin cop pulled me over when i was only freedom speeding for ten seconds."

Freedom Speeding by KurachiSauce September 25, 2011

Sheeping Bag 

A makeshift sleeping bag made from the coat of a sheep. Seen in Episode 4, Season 5 Man vs Wild.

"A sheeping bag is what is is."

Sheeping Bag by Maax Himself October 22, 2008

Speeding Like a Plum

When you're walking/riding/driving so slow that you get aggraveted by the situation, so you say "I'm speeding like a plum!". Since plums can't speed at all the direct meaning is contrasted in a sarcastic definition, emphasized as going so slow, almost stopping.

(carrying Corey in the bike)
Corey: Hurry up Tim! We're late for the soccer game!
Tim: I can't! I'm doing the best I can but You're too heavy.. we are speeding like a plum!

Speeding Like a Plum by BrazaBoyy~ RJ December 16, 2009

Thigh-Sheeting 

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

Thigh-Sheeting by Gus123 August 5, 2015