shartbite 

If you think you're going to fart, but poop a little, and said poop has corns or nut shells in it and it scratches your butthole.

Greg ate some hot tamales, laughed too hard, and got a shartbite on his butthole rim.

shartbite by thesilliestbear August 27, 2013

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC

A SharkBite Is a U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC, sold on amazon for $5.97

Did you know that the extra features of SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC include:

INSTALLS IN SECONDS: Slip couplings require no special tools, no soldering, no crimping or glue. Just push to create a watertight seal, great to have on hand for quick emergency repairs when you have burst or frozen pipes
COPPER or CPVC: SharkBite straight coupling plumbing fittings fits copper tubing, CPVC and connects them in any combination
LEAD FREE: Made of high quality forged lead free DZR brass.
QUALITY: Only SharkBite's quality and performance is field-proven with more than 550 million connections. SharkBite is the only push-to-connect brand that can ensure a clean, leak-free connection
CERTIFIED: Can be used in wet lines; Shark Bite fittings are certified to 200 PSI and 200 degrees Fahrenheit and can be reused up to 4 times

And its only $12.95 if its used

SharkBite U3016LFA Slip Coupling 3/4 inch, Repair Plumbing Fitting Pipe Connector, Push-to-Connect, Copper, CPVC by joey is a gay little bitch May 19, 2020

shartuice

The liquid in a shart that stains your underwear. A combination of shart and juice - pronounced similar to chartruese

That shart almost leaked through my underwear because there was so much shartuice.

shartuice by Rex Roddy March 9, 2010

Shartabate 

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.

I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.

Shartabate by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010

Shartbread 

A chocolate favourite shortbread

Mmm look at my chocolate shortbread
Shortbread? Tf u mean?😐 thats shartbread!

Shartbread by queersforstevemcbride May 3, 2021

sharkbitefn 

A fortnite tiktoker who posts semi-daily content.

always nice, entergetic, happy, and cool

Did Sharkbitefn post another video?

sharkbitefn by Anonasfff July 2, 2021

Shartipelago

When one releases a quick succession of tiny turds, the poops end up floating togethor in a manner similar to a small island chain.

The other morning I drank a white chocolate mocha latte. However, two hours later I pooped out a shartipelago.

Shartipelago by Matthubsy November 27, 2010