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a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "shit" and "fart")
I sharted at the party last night and
went home pronto to change my clothes.
by Foof March 27, 2003
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When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).
The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"
by bobby shart August 28, 2009
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gas followed by mass.
that's the third time i've sharted this week - perhaps i should look into disposable boxers.
by fycfan#1 April 20, 2005
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The end result of a fart where one accidentally shits instead. (As mentioned in the comedy "Along came polly"

shart, sharting, sharted, sharts
Oh my goodness, I must leave. I seem to have sharted.
by CL January 20, 2004
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What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!
"I have to go home and change my underware because I just sharted."
by ggrab4884 September 07, 2009
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A fart with "substance"
Aw lawd, i sharted on the lawn and used it as bait to catch deer
by RetyTheLlama February 03, 2008
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When you fart and shit comes out with it
Ben sharted his pants after he forced a fart.
by rebelwith a cause April 29, 2006
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