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schmoosh 

when a girl is flip flop until you have had a bevy or 2 and she then becomes schmink
yeah, schmoosh!
schmoosh by jim79 February 22, 2010
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Cool , Chill, or Awesome. Useally used while with friends and mositerising your faces :) ,
Cameron " Did you see that ?"

Shelby " Totally! It was majorly schoosh!! "
Schoosh by Schoosh face :) November 5, 2011

Schmiosh 

Any small item or animal; also can be used to replace any word your heart desires.

Schmioshys, Schmioshies
Oh damn, look at the schmoshies on that woman's head.

Look at that damn schmiosh.

Puppy = Schmiosh
Schmiosh by Mr Nom Noms December 20, 2008

ShmooshDozen

A sex position where the girl break dances on her head and the guy sits with his penis inside the girl's vagina while licking her belly button. Every time the guy licks the girls belly button, he must say shmoosh.
Tina-Marie: Oh my god yesterday my boyfriend gave me a ShmooshDozen.

Sally-ann: Wow is your belly button wet?
ShmooshDozen by LeDiamonddozen August 30, 2014
To shuffle cards via a wax-on-wax-off technique
Shannon - shmoosh the cards, won't you?
Shmoosh by Kidsticky December 31, 2019

schmoosarse 

A mythical beast that enjoys tea and reading. The schmoosarse is a very smart being that can bake well. Approach the schmoosarse with caution , it does not like hugs but with multiple people it can be overpowered quickly.
Man, schmoosarse bakes some pretty tasty cakes
schmoosarse by ejg62 August 14, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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