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Sargasmic
So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.
The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".
The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.
Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008
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Sadgasm
Feeling complete, utter sadness with the intensity of an orgasm. Also a band in which Homer Simpson played.
Mike: Hey, John! Guess what?
John: What?
Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.
John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.
John: (Has sadgasm.)
John: What?
Mike: Your girlfriend dumped you. She’s going out with Henry now.
John: Please excuse me while I have a sadgasm.
John: (Has sadgasm.)
Sadgasm by WrinklyWhitePooForFee April 10, 2019
Sargasm
A sarcastic orgasm, the term was originally coined by Panic! at The Disco's Lead Vocalist Brendon Boyd Urie.
Sargasm by roaring17s February 13, 2019
sadgasm
Homer Simpson's Rock band!
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
When Marge finds herself attracted to offbeat 'Professor August', Homer decides he has had enough of Marge's wandering eye, focusing his emotions on his music, inventing a new sound called 'grunge' and forms a band called 'Sadgasm'.
Sadgasm came and rocked Springfield and the 90's references were blazing.
Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
Hey man, lets go see Sadgasm play tonight!
sadgasm by Adam11Power February 14, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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