Sargasmic

So sarcastic that it's orgasmic.

The following statement can be considered sargasmic: "I'm not sarcastic...".

The use of ellipses greatly multiplies the amount of sarcasm.

"Did you see Seth Green in 'Sex Drive'? He was sargasmic! And amish!"

Sargasmic by sirrobinthebrave December 16, 2008

sargasmic

the act of being orgasmically sarcastic; being so adept at sarcasm as to induce an orgasmic effect, leaving the sarcasee gasping for breath an making strange noises; i.e. that shit was funny as hell.

the sargasmic comment left everyone gasping for breath and making strange noises.

sargasmic by the_Hopper March 9, 2011

Sargasmic

The act of showing sarcasm while also pretending to climax during sexual activity

Girl 1: "Hey so how was last night with Edward?"
Girl 2: "lets just say he wasnt able to sense my obvious Sargasmic attitude"

Sargasmic by DaddyLowdr December 11, 2016

Sargasmic Procrasturbation 

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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Sargasmic Procrasturbation by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

Sargasmic Procrasturbation 

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

Sargasmic Procrasturbation by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

sarcastic clap 

A clap that is done to belittle and make fun of someone.
Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.

Guy 1: Hey what did Mr. Peach do when you read your essay in front of the class?

Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.

sarcastic clap by ThisFoo December 30, 2010

sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.

"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.

sarcastic font by h20kj May 6, 2010