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Ryobi Wristy 

Pleasuring yourself or your partner with some rubber massage attachments that clip in to your Ryobi jigsaw power tool from Bunnings!
Me mate Dave slapped the rubber chisel tool he bought at Sexpo on the end of his cordless jigsaw last night and gave himself an unforgettable Ryobi Wristy! He swears it gets the muscles more tender than a rub down at the local Thai massage parlour!
Ryobi Wristy by Paizuri Guy August 20, 2019

ryobi love child 

ryobi love child is someone that love ryobi so much that he has all of the crappy posters of ryobi. if you see one he will always say RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well have a hart attack at the same time.

How to now if you are a ryobi love child or near one
1 they always wear the same matching set of ryobi suits.
2 you smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
3 the first word when a baby is not mum or dad it is WHERE IS MY RYOBI.
1: guy 1: hay have you seen the new DeWalt hammer drill?

guy 2: yer i have at least you don't smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.

guy 1:yer that is so true

ryobi love child: YOU DON'T NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well as having a hart attack
ryobi love child by RYOBI LOVE CHILD September 1, 2011

RYOBI PUMP 

The act of penetration in a rapid efficient manner when time and environment constraints are abundant
My breaks only twenty minutes wanna Ryobi Pump... This wedding fuckin blows, let's Ryobi Pump right quick
RYOBI PUMP by McGraze May 30, 2024
Alternative to the word "robot".

Representation of the pronunciation for the word "robot" used by Dr. John Zoidberg on Futurama and Rod Serling on The Twilight Zone.
Zoidberg: "I'll have a look but I remind you: I'm an expert on humans, not robits."
Fry: "I'm not Bender. I'm Fry."
Zoidberg: "Really? I thought you were the robit."
Fry: "Nope, human."
Zoidberg: "Alright, alright. Spare me your life story."
robit by shelly the turtle September 13, 2012

robin buckley 

Robin Buckley is an extremely hot fictional character played by the (also extremely hot) Maya Hawke in the show Stranger Things.

Nico Robin 

Archaeologist in the Straw Hat's Pirate crew. A awesome character who is smart and can bitch slap a hundred men at the same time using her Hana Hana abilities. Wears revealing outfits, came from Ohara and played a important role in Enies Lobby arc. Can read the Poneglyphs and used to be Vice President of Baroque Works
Nico Robin: Hi, I'm Nico Robin. I wanna join your crew
Luffy: Awesome.
Nico Robin: Thanks for saving my life
Luffy: No problems. So what do you do?
Nico Robin: I'm a archaeologist.
Nami: Nice of you to join us but what do we need a archaeologist for again?
Sanji: Who cares? She's hot

Fun fact: Unless there was a mistake, Nico Robin scored 58+ in the Universal Mary Sue Litmus test
Nico Robin by Ninja Yali October 14, 2008