Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Ryobi Wristy
Pleasuring yourself or your partner with some rubber massage attachments that clip in to your Ryobi jigsaw power tool from Bunnings!
Me mate Dave slapped the rubber chisel tool he bought at Sexpo on the end of his cordless jigsaw last night and gave himself an unforgettable Ryobi Wristy! He swears it gets the muscles more tender than a rub down at the local Thai massage parlour!
Ryobi Wristy by Paizuri Guy August 20, 2019
Related Words
ryobi • ryobi love child • RYOBI PUMP • Ryobi Wristy • Robin • Robin Hood • robin williams • Robine • robin hood-ing • Robi
ryobi love child
ryobi love child is someone that love ryobi so much that he has all of the crappy posters of ryobi. if you see one he will always say RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well have a hart attack at the same time.
How to now if you are a ryobi love child or near one
1 they always wear the same matching set of ryobi suits.
2 you smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
3 the first word when a baby is not mum or dad it is WHERE IS MY RYOBI.
How to now if you are a ryobi love child or near one
1 they always wear the same matching set of ryobi suits.
2 you smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
3 the first word when a baby is not mum or dad it is WHERE IS MY RYOBI.
1: guy 1: hay have you seen the new DeWalt hammer drill?
guy 2: yer i have at least you don't smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
guy 1:yer that is so true
ryobi love child: YOU DON'T NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well as having a hart attack
guy 2: yer i have at least you don't smell the burning motor of a 18v ryobi.
guy 1:yer that is so true
ryobi love child: YOU DON'T NO WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT RYOBI IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage and rage spit as well as having a hart attack
ryobi love child by RYOBI LOVE CHILD September 1, 2011
RYOBI PUMP
The act of penetration in a rapid efficient manner when time and environment constraints are abundant
My breaks only twenty minutes wanna Ryobi Pump... This wedding fuckin blows, let's Ryobi Pump right quick
RYOBI PUMP by McGraze May 30, 2024
robit
Alternative to the word "robot".
Representation of the pronunciation for the word "robot" used by Dr. John Zoidberg on Futurama and Rod Serling on The Twilight Zone.
Representation of the pronunciation for the word "robot" used by Dr. John Zoidberg on Futurama and Rod Serling on The Twilight Zone.
Zoidberg: "I'll have a look but I remind you: I'm an expert on humans, not robits."
Fry: "I'm not Bender. I'm Fry."
Zoidberg: "Really? I thought you were the robit."
Fry: "Nope, human."
Zoidberg: "Alright, alright. Spare me your life story."
Fry: "I'm not Bender. I'm Fry."
Zoidberg: "Really? I thought you were the robit."
Fry: "Nope, human."
Zoidberg: "Alright, alright. Spare me your life story."
robit by shelly the turtle September 13, 2012
robin buckley
Robin Buckley is an extremely hot fictional character played by the (also extremely hot) Maya Hawke in the show Stranger Things.
robin buckley by YourL0calLesbianSimp May 23, 2021
Nico Robin
Archaeologist in the Straw Hat's Pirate crew. A awesome character who is smart and can bitch slap a hundred men at the same time using her Hana Hana abilities. Wears revealing outfits, came from Ohara and played a important role in Enies Lobby arc. Can read the Poneglyphs and used to be Vice President of Baroque Works
Nico Robin: Hi, I'm Nico Robin. I wanna join your crew
Luffy: Awesome.
Nico Robin: Thanks for saving my life
Luffy: No problems. So what do you do?
Nico Robin: I'm a archaeologist.
Nami: Nice of you to join us but what do we need a archaeologist for again?
Sanji: Who cares? She's hot
Fun fact: Unless there was a mistake, Nico Robin scored 58+ in the Universal Mary Sue Litmus test
Luffy: Awesome.
Nico Robin: Thanks for saving my life
Luffy: No problems. So what do you do?
Nico Robin: I'm a archaeologist.
Nami: Nice of you to join us but what do we need a archaeologist for again?
Sanji: Who cares? She's hot
Fun fact: Unless there was a mistake, Nico Robin scored 58+ in the Universal Mary Sue Litmus test
Nico Robin by Ninja Yali October 14, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"