A Republican who gets into an elected seat and then proceeds to change the laws so each illegal act he or she makes is now legal.
Tom DeLay blames the liberal media for reports of his illegal acts while House Rethuglican Leader.
by Jeff Satkin April 06, 2005
Re-thug-li-cans : the plural of rethuglican.

Rethuglicans are the political enforcement thugs used as tools by wealthy individuals associated with big business and their political agendas. Their dogma is that of capitalism and anyone who questions the dogma is attacked voraciously as ignorant and is considered a terrorist, communist or completely insane.

The Rethuglicans primary concerns are the protection of wealth of the super rich, which have mostly inherited wealth akin to hereditary rule over successive generations. A typical part of their dogma is their indoctrination that all life is based on survival of the fittest, see Social Darwinism and Fascism, and only the fit deserve to exist. And their concept of those fit for the environment are those who have wealth, while all those who are poor are simply supposed to work for works sake in producing more wealth for the wealthy. Anyone who isn’t willing to work for the corporate agenda is a parasite and should be removed from society as an unfit whiner.

The dogma of rethuglicans is that their utopia can be achieved if the constitution didn’t exist and every action taken by an individual in society was motivated for the sole purpose of generating profit. The taking of profit from another person by force if necessary is acceptable as long as the people are not part of the wealthy establishment they represent. A person incapable of defending himself or herself obviously doesn’t deserve anything and should be eliminated from the genetic pool of the species, especially if seen as a potential threat.

Rethuglicans enjoy trickle down economics, also know as pissing on the people economics. This ideology point of view is obviously taken from someone of wealth who believes they are giving value to an undeserving recipient. These recipients are taught to be grateful for the trickle down and never question nor bite the hand that feeds them. It is a concept that they believe they feed the world and that all production comes from them alone and that the actual value of production comes directly from capital alone. All labor to a rethuglican is a unfortunate necessary evil that should be driven to the lowest common denominator without any bargain rights in any form against those who have capital.

A typical mythology associated with rethuglicans is the poor boy that got rich through hard work. The heroic figure is often without any value but a few spare pieces of change in their pocket and through hard work and honesty they create an empire of wealth from a few cents. Though it is more likely you will win the lottery than actually strike it rich in this manner the rethuglicans always find that one “proclaimed” hero and raise them up as the standard bearer to justify the capitalist system they promote. And just like a lottery system the odds are stacked against most individuals because obviously not everyone can be successful because this would make the wealthy poor.

Rethugicans hate any form of egalitarian philosophy and see such principles of liberty and justice as communist ideology to be destroyed at all cost. Any time the word liberty is used capitalism is tacked onto it like a pin on a donkey’s ass in the hope that association will twist the words so that people equate capitalism as being equal and exactly the same as the philosophy of liberty. All Rethuglicans believe that capitalism, or the pursuit of profit, is what liberty means and nothing more. Anything outside of the pursuit of profit is an enemy that includes the egalitarian philosophy of liberty founded in the constitution through checks and balances of those in power.

Since they can’t directly take over the country in an overt manner Rethuglicans have used privatizations and eminent domain as weapons of economic mass destruction within the United States. Any socialist political move for community is instantly hijacked for the benefit of Wall Street speculators and used to subsidize wealthy share holders for a quick profit at the expense of tax payers. This is the hidden philosophy of rethuglicans in that they actually believe in socialism but only for those they see as meritocraticaly worthy. This is often known as privatizing the profits and socialize the losses. And if they can’t defeat socialism they will always hijack it to add money in their pockets.

One of the most recent shock troopers of the rethuglicans was Jim Adkisson. These shock troopers are so filled with capitalistic dogma that they associate all economic failures with socialism or communism. They never take into account Wall Street sponsored capitalistic corporate labor arbitrage and free trade ideology as the problem. They never consider that a balance of trade is needed for a truly global competitive system to actually work. Of course the rethuglicans always use market arbitrage as a weapon because it is riskless profit for doing nothing of value but moving a few pieces on the chess board. And this market arbitrage can continue as long as wealthy foreigners keep subsidizing the US fiat dollar.

Rethuglicans leadership are often considered bafoons but are actually highly organized and dangerous criminal organization. These leaders understand the upper echelons of currency manipulation, mob manipulation, religious manipulation and are associated with all wealthy aristocrats throughout or global society. Their current primary desire is one world government through corporate rulership. The current presidents father, George H. W. Bush, called it the “New World Order”. And the current George W. Bush said boldly to the world that either You are either with us, or against us! Many people saw this as talking over the people and as a mark to begin transitioning into a global corporate state.
Concepts that surround Rethuglicans.

"Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the war of the future." - Adolf Hitler

"Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice." - Adolf Hitler

"I do not see why man should not be just as cruel as nature." - Adolf Hitler

"Struggle is the father of all things. It is not by the principles of humanity that man lives or is able to preserve himself above the animal world, but solely by means of the most brutal struggle." - Adolf Hitler

"He has a supreme intellect. I have known only two other men to whom I could apply such distinction - Lord Northcliffe and Lloyd George. If one puts a question to Hitler, he gives an immediate, brilliant clear answer. There is no human being living whose promise on important matters I would trust more readily. He believes that Germany has a Divine calling and that the German people are destined to save Europe from the revolutionary attacks of Communism. He values family life very highly, whereas Communism is its worst enemy. He has thoroughly cleansed the moral, ethical life of Germany" - Viscount Rothermere

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - George W. Bush

"Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists." - George W. Bush

“It’s Addington,” Mayer quotes Powell. “He doesn’t care about the Constitution.” - Reference to David Addington, Cheney's Cheney

“History suggests that capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom” - Milton Friedman

“Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” - Pat Robertson

“Capitalism has destroyed our belief in any effective power but that of self interest backed by force.” - George Bernard Shaw

“The cure for capitalism's failing would require that a government would have to rise above the interests of one class alone.” - Robert Heilbroner

“In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.” - Fran Lebowitz

“If it were necessary to give the briefest possible definition of imperialism, we should have to say that imperialism is the monopoly stage of capitalism.” - Vladimir Lenin

“Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone.” - John Maynard Keynes

“Fascism is capitalism plus murder.” - Upton Sinclair

“Fascism is capitalism in decay” - Vladimir Lenin

“I am going to fight capitalism even if it kills me. It is wrong that people like you should be comfortable and well fed while all around you people are starving.” - Sylvia Pankhurst

“Chicago is the product of modern capitalism, and, like other great commercial centers, is unfit for human habitation.” - Eugene Debs

"If allowed to run free of the social system, capitalism will attempt to corrupt and undermine democracy, which is after all not a natural state." - John Ralston Saul

"Advocates of capitalism are very
apt to appeal to the sacred principles
of liberty, which are embodied in one
maxim: The fortunate must not be
restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate." - Bertrand Russell

"And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department." - Andrew Carnegie

"It's the survival of the richest, and the poorest be damned. There's something dismal about a society that operates by those values." - Robert Kiyosaki

"I wouldn't go to war again as I have done to protect some lousy investment of the bankers. There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket." - Major General Smedley Darlington Butler about capitalism

Southerners did not stop with an open defense of slavery. They went on to attack northern society for its 'wage slavery' and 'exploitation of workers,' using arguments repeated by socialist critics of capitalism. The southern writer who developed these arguments most extensively was George Fitzhugh, a Virginia planter and lawyer. His two books were provocatively entitled Sociology for the South: Or the Failure of the Free Society and Cannibals All! Or Slaves Without Masters. In them, Fitzhugh defended slavery as a practical form of socialism that provided contented slaves with paternalistic masters, thereby eliminating harsh conflicts between employers and allegedly free workers. 'A Southern farm is the beau ideal of Communism; it is a joint concern, in which the slave ... is far happier, because ... he is always sure of support.' ... 'The best governed countries, and which have prospered the most, have always been distinguished for the number and stringency of their laws,' he wrote; 'liberty is an evil which government is intended to correct.' - Jeffrey Rogers Hummel

"Capital must protect itself in every way... Debts must be collected and loans and mortgages foreclosed as soon as possible. When through a process of law the common people have lost their homes, they will be more tractable and more easily governed by the strong arm of the law applied by the central power of leading financiers. People without homes will not quarrel with their leaders. This is well known among our principle men now engaged in forming an imperialism of capitalism to govern the world. By dividing the people we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance to us except as teachers of the common herd." - J. P. Morgan

"The untrammeled intensification of laissez-faire capitalism and the spread of market values into all areas of life, is endangering our open and democratic society." - George Soros

"Wall Street owns the country. It is no longer a government of the people, for the people and by the people, but a government for Wall Street, by Wall Street, and for Wall Street. The great common people of this country are slaves, and monopoly is the master...Let the bloodhounds of money who have dogged us thus far beware." - Mary Elizabeth Lease

"Civil government, so far as it is instituted for the security of property, is, in reality, instituted for the defense of the rich against the poor, or of those who have property against those who have none at all." - Adam Smith, Wealth of Nations

"Capitalism is our only moral system. All other systems take advantage of man's rights and liberties." - Ayn Rand

“This crippling of individuals I consider the worst evil of capitalism. Our whole educational system suffers from this evil. An exaggerated competitive attitude is inculcated into the student, who is trained to worship acquisitive success as a preparation” - Albert Einstein
by Thomas Liberty Paine August 09, 2008

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