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Definitions by Malazoth

Short for "Wall of Text: Did Not Read." A way of telling poor writers to learn how to use punctuation and paragraphs to make their work readable. Often used on forums for MMORPGs to respond to long-winded, poorly formatted rants about class changes.
"Dude, did you see that post in the Shaman forums? That guy was pissed!"
"I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just replied WOT:DNR"
wot:dnr by Malazoth February 11, 2014

Special Friend

A designation for a gay or lesbian partner, often found in the obituaries of newspapers in the deep South. "Partner" is too much like "spouse" and so newspapers in the south print obits often using this term.
Survivors include his mother, Wanda Jenkins, his sister, Dianne Masters, and his Special Friend James McElroot.
Special Friend by Malazoth December 2, 2013

sociology 

Sociology is a pseudo-intellectual discipline similar to economics but without all of the mathematical rigor the latter discipline pretends it possesses.
Sociology 101 is awesome! We talk about how we feel about statistics rather than do any number crunching! I know what I want to major in, now!
sociology by Malazoth December 2, 2013

gorilla my dreams 

that hot girl who has hair in all the wrong places.
Stephanie was pretty but she was just the gorilla my dreams.
gorilla my dreams by Malazoth November 1, 2013

significant sasquatch 

The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.
Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.

Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
significant sasquatch by Malazoth November 18, 2010

Snuggeth 

A hybrid life form. One part Snuggy, one part shuggoth, Snuggeths come in five sizes: small, regular, large, extra-large, and Cthonic.
Hal didn't show me how to summon one but he did give me a regular size snuggeth.
Snuggeth by Malazoth November 7, 2010

Resmuglican 

noun - A Republican or other conservative who takes a smug, holier-than-thou attitude towards people who don't believe that the earth is flat, Jesus only loves rich white people, or otherwise disagrees with their idiotic view point.

Resmuglicans are also adept at recycling valid arguments used by Democrats but in such a way that these arguments are invalid. When faced with simple facts and the truth they are dismissive.
Cathy: "We should impeach Obama now for the unnecessary war in Afghanistan!"

Kieth: "No, Cathy, the war in Afghanistan is essential. You're just saying that because Bush needed to be impeached for the war in Iraq which was predicated on the lie of WMDs. You're such a god damned Resmuglican sometimes."

Cathy: "Whatever. You don't know what you're talking about."

Kieth: "Look! It's a well spoken black man advocating free college education, health care, and civil rights?"

Cathy (grabbing her gun with a look of panic on her stupid face): "WHERE?!?!?!"
Resmuglican by Malazoth August 18, 2009