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noun - A Republican or other conservative who takes a smug, holier-than-thou attitude towards people who don't believe that the earth is flat, Jesus only loves rich white people, or otherwise disagrees with their idiotic view point.
Resmuglicans are also adept at recycling valid arguments used by Democrats but in such a way that these arguments are invalid. When faced with simple facts and the truth they are dismissive.
Resmuglicans are also adept at recycling valid arguments used by Democrats but in such a way that these arguments are invalid. When faced with simple facts and the truth they are dismissive.
Cathy: "We should impeach Obama now for the unnecessary war in Afghanistan!"
Kieth: "No, Cathy, the war in Afghanistan is essential. You're just saying that because Bush needed to be impeached for the war in Iraq which was predicated on the lie of WMDs. You're such a god damned Resmuglican sometimes."
Cathy: "Whatever. You don't know what you're talking about."
Kieth: "Look! It's a well spoken black man advocating free college education, health care, and civil rights?"
Cathy (grabbing her gun with a look of panic on her stupid face): "WHERE?!?!?!"
Kieth: "No, Cathy, the war in Afghanistan is essential. You're just saying that because Bush needed to be impeached for the war in Iraq which was predicated on the lie of WMDs. You're such a god damned Resmuglican sometimes."
Cathy: "Whatever. You don't know what you're talking about."
Kieth: "Look! It's a well spoken black man advocating free college education, health care, and civil rights?"
Cathy (grabbing her gun with a look of panic on her stupid face): "WHERE?!?!?!"
by Malazoth August 18, 2009
Get the Resmuglicanmug. The feral countenanced beloved of a friend who, due to body or facial hair, appears more sasquatch than human.
Ex. 1: Though Jen loved Mike, she was certain that her friends perceived him only as her significant sasquatch.
Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
Ex. 2: I have it on authority of an expert that the perfect gift for my significant sasquatch is a pig ear.
by Malazoth November 18, 2010
Get the significant sasquatchmug. 
A derogatory term for any player in the MMORPG "World of Warcraft" who plays a hunter as their main character and so has developed bad habits and inferior skills for working in groups. Huntards often fail to watch their threat and use their "feign death" ability at the wrong moment, causing party wipes.
Everything was going well until the stupid huntard pulled aggro off of one of the elites, brought it back towards the casters, feigned death, then failed to get his mob off the priest. Last time I ever group with that d-bag again!
by Malazoth November 6, 2007
Get the huntardmug. A technique used by druids in World of Warcraft whereby the offensive spell moonfire is repeatedly applied to a single target. The method is considered useful in PvP situation but is wasteful of mana and often denotes poor playing skill. Sometimes considered valid as a finishing move on a target with low health.
by Malazoth December 20, 2008
Get the moonfire spammug. by Malazoth November 1, 2013
Get the gorilla my dreamsmug. A hybrid life form. One part Snuggy, one part shuggoth, Snuggeths come in five sizes: small, regular, large, extra-large, and Cthonic.
by Malazoth November 7, 2010
Get the Snuggethmug.