retarbo 

A mentally retarded hobo.

Dude, watch out for the retarbo. He's got mustard and pigeon shit all over him.

retarbo by mrs_equator November 27, 2007

Retardo Eduardo 

Eduardo Gutierrez

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

Retardo Eduardo by YaBoiGaribaldi August 8, 2019

Retardo DaVinci 

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.

Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?

Retardo DaVinci by KennyRex January 27, 2011

Ultimativos Retardos 

The ultimate form of retardation.

MARK: I JUST WON A GAME OF FORTNITE
ROBIN: ULTIMATIVOS RETARDOS

Ultimativos Retardos by THATTOOMAS May 7, 2020

El Retardo

A person who is 'CHIA' like. This person will make the most outlandish excuses for his actions. ie: "the pen wrote it down wrong." or "I entered it right, the computer must of changed it."

A person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.

He also may flake.

Did you see 'El Retardo' put his windshield wipers on upside down.

El Retardo by The Jerk 29 January 12, 2008

Retardoautist 

A name for a retard with autism. This name can also be used in situations when you just want someone to go away. For example: The special kid is asking you to get him a juice box. You say, SHUT UP RETARDOAUTIST. He will go REEEEEE MOMMY WHERES MY CHEETO IPAD and then just run away to break another wall. Problem solved :)

Timmy is such a retardoautist. He plays minecraft and clash royale on his Cheeto IPad! Oh no! He just spilled HI-C on his moms phone. It will be pretty hard to clean that off.

Retardoautist by Roblafo May 23, 2017

captain retardo

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.

Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.

captain retardo by my buddies January 19, 2009