1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. A person of subnormal intelligence.

3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Daya : You are a fucking retardo.

Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???

Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a

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a term mocking disabled people, while personally insulting an individual.
RETARDO!!!! That's not how you spell cat!!
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How predictive text on a nokia phone assumes you spell Reuben.

Type Reuben on your phone while predictive text is on. Result is Retardo. Can be awkward if they are a friend as calling someone retardo – as I’ve recently learned – is offensive. Sorry Reubz!
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derived from the word Retard and put in spic form. Can only be used by cool kids such as N&S. If you are called retardos, it usually means that you are homosexual and stupid and you deserve an ass fuck from a leprechaun, a cleveland steamer from a cross dressing whore(a man), and/or an arabian sandstorm from jonny boy crandall. These services will be forcefully practiced on you and ewill result in a form of xenophobic witchcraft bondage. Leprechauns will make deals with you and you're advised not to agree.
crack head: you're retardos man
pot head: no you're retardos
crack head: no you're retardos

on and on and on and on....
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Someone who goes beyond the retard to a point of full retardation otherwise known as Archie McNicol
**Person says something retarded**
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