mrs_equator's definitions

fwump

The sound a forceful poo deposit causes when it makes contact with the water in a toilet.

I squatted down and then fwump! my ass was soaked after a tsunamic reverse flush.

by mrs_equator September 23, 2006

cancer kazoo

The annoying wheeze of a smoker.

I can't hear this dude on the phone over the Cubicle Queen's fricking cancer kazoo.

by mrs_equator August 15, 2006

reverse flush

The result of making a large, forceful, and explosive deposit into a toilet, causing the water in the bowl to splash back on your ass.

That king-sized chimichanga from The Alamo had me doing the reverse flush the minute I got home.

by mrs_equator September 23, 2006

cancer kazoo

A smoker's tracheotomy tube

Jimbo still smokes Salems through his cancer kazoo. That's just wrong.

by mrs_equator August 17, 2006

lowbo

A dwarf hobo

Man 1: Whoa, look at the lowbo!

Man 2: Wherez?

Man 1: Over there, scurrying behind the Hyundai Accent.

Man 1: He looks like Peter Dinklage, only with more hair nits.

by mrs_equator March 23, 2010

retarbo

A mentally retarded hobo.

Dude, watch out for the retarbo. He's got mustard and pigeon shit all over him.

by mrs_equator November 27, 2007