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Queerwig 

An insect resembling the common earwig with one difference, it climbs into the ear canal of sleeping children causing them to have homosexual tendencies.

An expert on the subject(1) described it as "He climbs into the ears of sleeping children and turns them into gay teens."

1. Vic Romano, (October 30, 2003). MXC "Monster Edition - Real Monsters vs. Product Mascots"
Husband: I think there may be something wrong with little Billy, he's been looking at men with a twinkle in his eye.
Wife: You don't think he's infected with a queerwig, do you?
Husband: We better get him to the ER.
Queerwig by tsukisan April 29, 2013
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Queerisma 

The Charisma of queers and homos
Oh god, that guy is oozing queerisma! (Very gay -or- very Graham Norton)
Queerisma by Oh yeah! November 1, 2007

queeritual 

someone who identifies as queer, who also happens to be a spiritual person.
"yeah, we meditate together on wednesday evenings....you know--to get down with our queeritual side."
queeritual by earthcrunch December 6, 2011

Queeristic 

Acting in a gay or queer nature
He looks very queeristic today
Queeristic by J3r3mytheredneck September 16, 2018

Queenzilla 

Queenzilla is a bad slur used against "dumb people" created on a game called Roblox. I don't know where this word originated, but I do know that it is now commonly used in the game and used to bully others.
"OMG, you are ONLY on level 5? Your such a queenzilla!"
Queenzilla by blingygeo January 5, 2021

queerying 

The process of investigating the sexual orientation of a friend/colleague who seems to be gay.
Peter:Have you noticed that John is really into George Michael?
Jack:I don't know why you're queerying him,he came out months ago.
queerying by Jamie92 August 5, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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