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A misspelling of faggot, popularized by the lack of spell-checking in chatrooms.
lol ur such a laem fagget
by dangerCake March 28, 2005
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Someone who is so gay, they exceed the limits of the word faggot.
That girly MaddisonTaylor Audrey Curcio is such a fagget
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1. A crude misspelling that can be used as a derogatory term for some gay who is illiterate or the Shit-talker is actually illiterate and is one fuck of an EPIC FAIL.
2. another possible definition is the reference to a crappily made bundle of sticks.
3. the other definition is a shitty made british ciggarette.

If successful (and dealing with a decent amount of intelligence) you can actually meld all into one colorful piece of literature. See the lower example.
Guy 1: "U R A FAGGET!"
Guy 2: " You, sir, are the only Illiterate Fagget in this converstaion. I oughtta beat you with a bundle of faggets, while I angrily suck down a Fagget to calm my nerves after dealing with such a fuckin Jackass.
by Lord_of_the_THURSDAY! September 25, 2008
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1. A term used to describe a moron or idiot.

2. A name for a member of an opposing team. Not a gay or homosexual person.

3. An effective way to get the attention of a friend.
Guy 1: Dude what happened to your car?!
Guy 2: Eh, some fagget ran a red light and hit me.

Newbie: so do you have any tips for a new player such as myself?
Non-newbie: yeah, keep those faggets away from our flag carrier.
by Sirklejerk November 26, 2010
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Derogatory term for a gay man who cannot spell, or for a gay man who can spell but is being insulted by someone who cannot. It is very offensive.
"You're such a dumbass fagget, you can't spell!"
by Mark Williamson November 05, 2006
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queer, homo, homosexual, gay person, a person relating to gayness, a sausage slicer, butt pirate, ass goblin, meat muncher, wanker wanter, shlong song singer, anal police, faggot, fag, pole rider, sausage smoker, fairy, cumguzzler, cock rocker,
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This is the Families Against Gangs Gets Everyone To Stop Organization. Created by a dumbass attempting to get out of a compromising position with authority.
Dude, I didn't mean faggets, I'm talking about F.A.G.G.E.T.S, the Families Against Gangs Gets Everyone To Stop!

Dude, don't be a fag.
by Authority Figure (booyah) July 10, 2008
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