A conundrum, but this time, it's you who is making it hard. When something should be easy, yet your own brain turns it into an unnecessary struggle. This term is coined by Rizictionary (2025), a collection of words invented for the modern mind’s daily struggles.
This word could be used in sentences like the following:
“I spent five minutes trying to plug in my charger before realizing I had the wrong cable. Classic penundrum.”
“Tried to open a push door by pulling it for way too long. My brain just blue-screened. Total penundrum.”
“Spent an hour looking for my glasses… while wearing them. This penundrum nearly took me out.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'