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anal cunumdrum 

When an object is lodged in ones rectum, and one cannot remove it.
Guy 1 : OH NO!! I HAVE A BANANA IN MY ANUS!!! IT WON'T COME OUT! THIS IS HIROSHIOUS
Guy 2 : This truly is an anal cunumdrum

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anal cunumdrum by dr-rapeface July 13, 2011
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when you're trying to come up with the perfect pun, but can't
I was trying to make a pun out of cats and craps but couldn't make it work. whatta punundrum
punundrum by Plomatik April 16, 2015
it is a word used when lennons battle against each other in a pool tornament, in the 'billiard' room.
oh my god laura you have been PUNUNDRUMED.
punundrum by LENNON MASSIVE. February 21, 2009

Phonumdrum 

The dilemma one experiences when deciding to answer a phone call from a phone number unknown to you.
Phone calls from a unknown number causes such a phonumdrum.
Phonumdrum by GreekMan57 October 12, 2016

PENUNDRUM. 

A conundrum, but this time, it's you who is making it hard. When something should be easy, yet your own brain turns it into an unnecessary struggle. This term is coined by Rizictionary (2025), a collection of words invented for the modern mind’s daily struggles.
This word could be used in sentences like the following:
“I spent five minutes trying to plug in my charger before realizing I had the wrong cable. Classic penundrum.”
“Tried to open a push door by pulling it for way too long. My brain just blue-screened. Total penundrum.”
“Spent an hour looking for my glasses… while wearing them. This penundrum nearly took me out.”
PENUNDRUM. by rehlish☆ February 25, 2025
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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