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An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart.
James is pining for the Michelle's touch.
Pining by shuft April 10, 2006
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puking ninja 

person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves
Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.
puking ninja by TC September 26, 2003

Puking on a Pile of Shit 

One of the famous quotes from the internet series "The Angry Video Game Nerd" the nerd uses this word in many episodes such as the Power Glove episode.
I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit. - AVGN

Punintentional 

Depending on the situation punintentional means either an intentional pun as in pun intentional or as in an unintentional pun as in a pun on the word unintentional.
1. "Chop chop I need to get going" said the client in a whimsical way. "That was punintentional" laughed the barber.

2. "Did you hear about the fire at the campsite... it was so intense ( in tents)" said man 1. "Well that was a bad pun" said man 2. "Sorry it was punintentional" said man 1 with an aura of jokiness.

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.
"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"
~To pube~
The act of taking your shaved pubes and sprinkling them on someone while they are sleeping
Or actively shaving your pubes over someone while they are sleeping
Tonight I am going to pube Jack's face.
There will be a massive pubing tonight.
Pubing by pubing October 16, 2014