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The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, technicolour yawning, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
This crappy movie made Johnny want to puke.
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Occurs usually when someone is sick to there stomach
Steve : Hey Kiersten your hair is so soft & your eyes are amazing any guy would be lucky to kiss your beautiful face.
Kiersten : Hey Steve the sight of your ugly face makes me want to PUKE!
Steve : It would be an honor for me to clean up your Puke!
Kiersten : You disgust me stay away from me stay away from my sister or i'll have you fired!
Steve : Hey wanna come over to my place tonight and watch dirty dancing!
Kiersten : HELP!
by SlopNChop May 02, 2017
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What happened that time in seventh grade when you walked in on your parents.
"Hey, guys. I need... What are you two doing? OH MY GOD ARE YOU...AHHHHHHH!!!!!!(puke)
by Big Jew March 16, 2007
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1. the act of vomiting
2. vomit itself

See also wordmag/word
That idiot puked all over himself outside the bar last night
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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Slang meaning to vomit. The word 'puke' is sometimes considered offensive.
My best friend had one too many beers last night, and had to puke for a while before he went to bed.
by Mr. X-106 December 08, 2003
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to pour acidic vomit from you stomach out your face.
when I was sick I puked on my pillow and woke up with stinky hair...
by Balki August 14, 2003
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Filipino term for vagina or pussy; the hole between the legs of a woman where the penis goes in and out until ejaculation occurs; (pronounced as "pooh - key")
" I want to lick, eat and fuck your tight puke"

" Gusto kong dilaan, kainin at kantutin ang makipot mong puke"
by Bong Chua September 28, 2009
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