When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!
by Emily Chester July 30, 2007
Pones is derived from Danny Jones & Dougie Poynter of McFLY fame, coupling the pair's last names, merging them together.
They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.
It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.
They are the most popular'slash' fandom pairing coming from the band McFLY.
It is an abbreviation of 'Poynter-Jones' and can also be said as 'Joynter', reversing the dominant surname.
by Claire Thackray January 30, 2009
To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.
I poned you (I buttfucked you).
You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).
You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).
by blackholedying August 19, 2008
Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.
by ItAiNmTOSCA September 21, 2008
A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).
by Mistress Q February 6, 2008