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Poxls is a word that can be made strictly from the Great Value Mini Cookies Alphabet. A way to describe this word in a definition format is the sickness of chicken pox that apostles receive when they eat swine underwater fish.
"I hate that Apostle, i'm going to to turn him poxly with underwater fish.!😈, Poxls here he cums!!🤩🤩😋😋"
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Polska Gurom 

Comedic spelling of "Polska Górą" (Poland on top)
Patriotic slogan often associated with sport, most famously used by Mariusz Pudzianowski
Mariusz: "POLSKA GUROM!!!"
Polska Gurom by BepisMan69 September 17, 2022
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Polston Surprise 

When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.

Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Alex gave that girl a Polston Surprise last night, she didn’t see THAT coming
Polston Surprise by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019

Poolside 

To dive into an investment with money you cannot afford to lose without thinking it through.
The market is broken so I will poolside $10,000 on pretty ponies. When lambo?
Poolside by VEVEVERSE January 10, 2022
A term symbolic of a young promiscuous female who frequently gets rammed. A teenage female who, when getting humped, hears her male partner telling a friend to "Get out" while he continues humping her. A teenage female who says "Let's go to your car" to a guy after he says "hi" to her and proceeds to boff him in the car. A teenage female about whom a teenage boy says to a friend in response to the friend's inquiry "How did you get her to suck your balls?", “I said, ‘Suck my nuts.’" A teenage female who is with a guy who says "Just think, me AND Moon" as he is doing her, encouraging her to have a threesome with his friend. A teenage female whose pussy is amazingly close to her ass. A teenage female who inadvertently uses her teeth when sucking chod.
Hey, Swain, I rammed Polls last night.
Polls by P'tainz November 4, 2010

pools closed 

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.
Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'
pools closed by Teqonix September 7, 2008

Poolside picnic 

When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.
She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.