Poopgaming 

To bring a mobile gaming device into the bathroom and play while taking a shit.

Magnus: "Dan, where have you been the last 20 minutes?"
Dan: "I was poopgaming and got a new high score!"

Poopgaming by Noia July 1, 2011

poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

poopjasterblevomulate by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

poopascoop 

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.

Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'

poopascoop by loufoo December 26, 2011

poopgatory 

It is a state wherein one feels the urge to drop his load but at the same time, it just won't happen even after trying hard.

Felef: you know that feeling you feel like you're gonna poop but also feel like you won't?
Hark: Lol torment! Looks like you're stuck on poopgatory! give it some time man.

poopgatory by dishonestgabe October 14, 2014

poofgasm 

The moment of poof, when something magically appears or disappears from view/memory/life. The moment is so profound, there is a -gasm at the end.

Three socks reappeared from under the dryer, it was a poofgasm.

poofgasm by jmacofearth June 11, 2019

poogasm 

The overwhelmingly sensational feeling achieved after hanging a very large, dirty but succesful shit.
The arse's equivalent of a orgasm.

"Ahhh (In Relief), don't ya love poogasms.

poogasm by Diego July 4, 2003

plopgasm 

The orgasmic feeling after releasing a giant plop which stimulates the anal nerves.

Rico - “I think plopgasm’s are better than masturbation”
James - “true that, bro”

plopgasm by PlopWeyowTsss April 22, 2011