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Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
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Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States
Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.
Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

Armani poonani 

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.
- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.
Armani poonani by markyspeaks April 18, 2005

pornanoia 

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.
Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.
pornanoia by Tokens Only October 27, 2007
I'd like to tap on that bitches poonannie!
poonannie by textfile232 December 28, 2005