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When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.
I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.
by Darla Washington May 05, 2004
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When surgeons did this kind of procedure, they will do one or more of the following:
Remove something ( a sick body part)
suture
cut open your body

Before the procedure, the doctor will give you anesthesia.
This patient has never undergone a surgery
by Shendy1 November 16, 2009
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What americans do as a passtime. Get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.
american 1: I'm playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?
american2: I'm going to have a bit of surgery, I haven't been a whole week you know!
american1: damn, this big mac is lovely.
by iguanapunk May 29, 2004
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1. The act of mixing two different flavors of skoal into one tin.

2. To add skoal from an old tin to a newer one to create one tin.
yo Rotan you mind helping me do surgery with Apple and Cherry so we can have chaple
by Skoal Patrol 21 August 06, 2010
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the process of turning into a vampire, similar to speed dating.
Ignore Penny's coffin, she recently went through surgery.
by Max "Kingsnake" Traunstein March 28, 2008
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a females passage way to get to the g-spot. if you have a good mother she will rub your g-spot untill you break out in tears and yell: "I need surgery!" and then you will get a plane ticket to nigeria and get circumsized.
My mother gave me surgery and i cried for daddy...but he joined in.
by Bob Sagort April 23, 2008
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1)Surgery is something "painless" during the process, but after the god damn surgery you will feel intense pain after the anesthesia passes away.

2)Surgery is something that will make you poor, since making your dick bigger costs 2,000$

3)Surgery is another way to make you stop eating delicious food and eat vegetables depending on how much time the fucking doctor told you.
How come removing a nail costs 110$ if it's one simple surgery???
via giphy
by Amenazzy July 29, 2017
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