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The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. Unfortunatly they are not very lucky with the laidies must be because of the smell. Like axes and hammers. They could kick your sorry ass!
Jim:That dwarf could ram you with his head and kill you.
Idiot jerk: No he couldn't!
Dwarf: Grrrrrrrrr!
Idiot jerk: ouch you rammed me with your head and killed me!
Dwarf:Bwah ha ha!
dwarf by Stan Lightsaber May 15, 2006
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Nidhi is a dwarf scholar in Singapore
Dwarf by PKMKB September 1, 2019
(crude/insulting; used by misogynistic lotharios) acronym for "Divorced Woman Alone and Ready to Fuck"; implies desperation and lack of discrimination
You won't believe how many DWARFs I've bagged at PTA meetings!
DWARF by zarathustra53 September 25, 2014
A person who is small in size due to no fault of his/her own. I've met a few of them. They are nice people. Usually between 2 feet and 4 feet tall.
"I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.That tended to understate the hugeness of the object."
Dwarf by ashman March 8, 2008
When you’re under average height also known as Ethan
Ethan is a dwarf, he’s so small!
Dwarf by Ethan is a dwarf February 21, 2019
When you are very short and your are not at average height also known as a midget
Wow! Ethan is a fucking dwarf. Motherfucker is so small. Fucking midget
Dwarf by Ethan is a dwarf February 21, 2019
Is one of the greatest race ever. They are often found on cold places in videogames, but in real life they live among us average tall people. The Dwarves is maybe short in lenght but their penises grows larger on the skin, meat and all other things that could be used on other things. n other words. They are truly awesome.
That Dwarf got a penis almost longer than Trygve's!
Dwarf by TryBern June 24, 2008