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A conical mound of poo resembling the shape of a volcano. Commonly found in concert/festival portaloos and broken toilets of parties.
"i'd rather sh*t my pants than go near that poocano "
poocano by d.widget August 3, 2007
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A cumulative mountain of fecal matter
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A mountian of poop, each individual turd creating its own crater.
Don't go in that porta-shitter, I just left a massive poocano

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Poopanoid 

When you are paranoid about your poop smelling bad
OMG! Do you think he can smell it or am I being poopanoid?
Poopanoid by Pootastic October 15, 2010
The vagina of a dwarf.
I went to the circus to scope out the poonano...
poonano by pgg February 25, 2009

Pablo Poocaso 

A Pablo Poocaso is when someone shits on ones chest and then decides to recreate a pablo pacaso painting with there penis as a paintbrush, or as some call it, a poobrush.
Hey Justin bring your fat poobrush over here and finish this damn Pablo Poocaso that you started on Zachs chest.
Pablo Poocaso by Kris.P.Bacon March 3, 2011