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Fart Pitch

The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.
Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"

Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"

Lady: "Girls never fart!"

"Oh, right"
Fart Pitch by lasersheep December 30, 2013

still pitching

This describes a male still able to have sex.
Old man Willie is still pitching according to the local ladies!
still pitching by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017

Tent Pitcher 

An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.
The wife's away, I think I'll go find some porn on Tent Pitcher.
Tent Pitcher by tomasina August 20, 2012

pitch nig 

To describe something that's dark.
"Damn bro why is the night pitch nig."
pitch nig by AJChey October 30, 2021

pitching a cave 

Opposite of pitching a tent. Seeing something so unattractive that your penis inverts.
When I saw my grandma's boob pop out it was so disgusting I was pitching a cave.
pitching a cave by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016

Randy Pitchford 

A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.
I really fucking hate Jake. He’s a real Randy Pitchford