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Pickled out
Pickle bites are huge in a fried chicken sandwich; you want a pickle lined up and you want just enough pickles, but you don't want too many pickles, because then your sandwich is going to be pickled out.
Pickled out by Hercules_H March 2, 2021
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Pickled Richard
Friend 1: Ayo how was ur night with stacey
Friend 2: it was alright, ended up getting a pickled richard tho
Friend 2: it was alright, ended up getting a pickled richard tho
Pickled Richard by muriaditatus October 5, 2021
Pickled ass
So as any of you who read this know im an ER doctor. And I've seen some shit but this takes the cake.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
One night I'm in the ER and a woman comes in saying her butt hurts.
I say okay let me check you over.
I take her to a room and begin to look at her butt and at this point I could smell it.
It was a putrid smell of something pickled, rotting, or dead.
So I ask her has she eaten anything.
She says no.
I ask did you put something in your butt recently?
She says yes reluctantly.
Come to find out she had had fun with a pickle and never pulled it out. Instead it went further up her butt and was rotting.
After an hour and a very large bottle of magnesium citrate the rotted pickled probe came out.
After she left my nurse said it smelled like pickled ass. She had no clue how close she was.
Pickled ass by Dr. Francisco baker May 10, 2018
PickleOnion
When you decide that achieving your life goals isn't worth it anymore and intentionally grief yourself. Inting then becomes an obsession that leads to major setbacks that cause you to be flamed by your friends and family.
PickleOnion by ReynzeR December 29, 2020
pickled excrement
A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
pickled excrement by chork December 3, 2005
pickled penis
There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
pickled penis by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009