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Disesious penious
When a couple or more people go have sec and the dick isn’t wet enough it gets stuck in the vag and hurts the dick really bad that’s why condoms are a thing
Disesious penious by STD positive 223 November 6, 2019
Peinous
Sir Pentious
The Naga in hazbin hotel, he is the smol bean that we have come to love, and the egg boi's want to see him find love. He is often shipped with angel dust
Alastor: hey angel would you kiss Sir Pentious for 20 grand?
Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*
Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT
Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*
Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT
Sir Pentious by Heaven's_Angelic_Destroyer December 21, 2019
penius
"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."
"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."
"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."
penius by CorradoGong June 24, 2009
peniosaur
peniosaur by Jimmy Higgins February 7, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026