penious 

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

penious by Reprebus August 31, 2006

Disesious penious 

When a couple or more people go have sec and the dick isn’t wet enough it gets stuck in the vag and hurts the dick really bad that’s why condoms are a thing

How was you one night stand

Not good I now have disesious penious

Disesious penious by STD positive 223 November 6, 2019

Peinous 

A penis-like word that Robotnik hides in the phrase "I want that heinous hedgehog hammered!".

I want that PEINOUS hedgehog hammered!

Peinous by zakawer March 17, 2011

Sir Pentious 

The Naga in hazbin hotel, he is the smol bean that we have come to love, and the egg boi's want to see him find love. He is often shipped with angel dust

Alastor: hey angel would you kiss Sir Pentious for 20 grand?

Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*

Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT

Sir Pentious by Heaven's_Angelic_Destroyer December 21, 2019

penius 

penis + genius
1. Extraordinary male sexual prowess.
2. A male who exhibits such prowess.

"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."

"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."

penius by CorradoGong June 24, 2009

peniosaur 

A prehistoric creature with a large neck large head and soft veiny skin.

"Dude they found a peniosaur bone in my girlfriend's vagina."

peniosaur by Jimmy Higgins February 7, 2008

pentious 

Sir pentious- A bean.

"yo there's no way that sir pentious ain't a bean he's precious"
"bro you're right he is-"

pentious by Dreamy Duck December 13, 2019