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The opposite of youth.
When I dozed off at 9:30 on Saturday night I realized my youth was gone and my oldth was here to stay.
oldth by Pastor Future February 9, 2006
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North Oldham middle school 

North Oldham middle school has few good teachers and most guys wear vineyard vines and most girls wear pink everyone has air pods most of the kids will go to private high schools. Beware of ms Henley and ms mcaffery
North Oldham middle school sucks

Olathe Northwest 

The “richest” and “whitest” high school in Olathe. Many of the kids are so stuck up their own ass that they fail to see the good in others. Many also lack empathy and the ability to branch out to make new friends that they haven’t been with since the 6th grade. The “popular” kids are all that you will see when you go there. They’re the loudest, the “prettiest”, the most entertaining, etc. But look a little harder, find the quiet ones, many of them are true friends.
Olathe northwest? oh yeah, they’re football team is fucking awful.
Olathe Northwest by jr7lmao February 10, 2020

Oldhead Central

A party or gathering containing large amounts of oldheads
Damn they said it was a 80's party but everyone in there is 40 and up. Its like oldhead central in there
Oldhead Central by dawurss2 March 28, 2010

Olathe South 

Where students have sex in multiple teachers closets
I saw someone Fucking in their car at Olathe south
Olathe South by JojoSweener February 17, 2019

Oldham county high school 

A prison full of racist and pregnant people. And everything sucks ass. Where teachers Fuck students and principals promote drunk driving. In general a shithole of a place. Where kids believe they are juul gods.
Fuck Oldham county high school

oldthinker 

A newspeak word invented by george orwell in his book 1984.

An oldthinker is one who clings to old or outmoded ways of thought. Orwell defines it as, "... typical sentence .... as 'Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc'. The shortest rendering that one could make of this in Oldspeak would be: 'Those whose ideas were formed before the Revolution cannot have a full emotional understanding of the principles of English Socialism.' But this is not an adequate translation.....

Used by geeks in a perjorative way about anyone who is not techno-savvy.
"My Dad's a real Oldthinker - he won't even have a mobile phone !"

"Come the Revolution, all you Oldthinkers will be put up against a wall and shot !"
oldthinker by Eighth of Seven January 15, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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