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Classic music originated specifically from the late 60's to the early 80's. Has the greatest sound liked by all ages and all colors. The most used music that the latest hip hop artists use for sampling. This music gives you a sense of feeling great and relaxed and loved every time you listen.
"When I need to be put in the mood with my lady the only thing i put on is Oldies". The Miracles- "Ooo Baby Baby", Heart Wave- "Always And Forever", The Delfonics- "I dont want to make you wait". Just some of the few great songs.
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Split the Oldies 

When some establishment/person/company/entity has taken an object and made it inaccessible or removed it from public or personal consumption, they are said to have "split the oldies" on that object.
After using Facebook for a year, Phil split the oldies on MySpace.
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As a New Year's resolution, Liz split the oldies on her coffee addiction.
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Realizing that he really wanted to work with math, Suraj split the oldies on his English major.
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Nate split the oldies on his iPod mini when he got an iPod touch for Christmas.
Split the Oldies by 37years March 8, 2011

Sweating to the Oldies

Also see Richard Simmons

Exercise videos with a lot of blinding sequins and obese people jumping around, getting down with the oldies music.

Often induces said individual watching the video to have an intense urge to poke out his or her eyeballs.
DUDE I am totally going to laugh and cry after seeing Sweating to the Oldies!
The oldies is an Aussie term for ur parents which is generally used by youth, either for their own parents or their mates.
Dirk: Ahh cunt u coming down to the beach for a quick scoob?
Nolzie: Yeah nah mate I’ve gotta get back home aye, the oldies are havin a barbie tonight.
Oldies by Tatianarostock October 6, 2019

oldies but goodies 

''ey holmes listen to the fucken oldies but goodies''

'i wanna know your name' The Intruders

free oldies 

online collection of porn containing only OAPs, for lost little teenagers and the unemployed. is apparently a forum based on old computer games, but that's just a very pathetic alibi.
jimbob: hey, my 56K on AOL is working again, let's go in my house and look at some free oldies.
dave: no, i'm not a sick fuck.
free oldies by The Real Thrax June 23, 2003

free oldies 

Pathetic web site and forum made by ignorant people who take "FO" as their purpose in life and "job".

Strangly, also linked with free porn of old people (mature porn), but in this case, it's just a bunch of french guys that used to be in a neo facsist klu klux klan and stupid fucking old people like Storm Rider and Weasel Wardancer who push their neo nazi beliefs on a web forum, in hope of a resurection for their fuhrer.
guy: Hey this forum looks good I think i'll register.

dude: no way man, you'll just get your ass flamed off the forum, and end up getting banned for no reason.
free oldies by Shenmoo June 17, 2004