9 definitions by Shenmoo
Pathetic web site and forum made by ignorant people who take "FO" as their purpose in life and "job".
Strangly, also linked with free porn of old people (mature porn), but in this case, it's just a bunch of french guys that used to be in a neo facsist klu klux klan and stupid fucking old people like Storm Rider and Weasel Wardancer who push their neo nazi beliefs on a web forum, in hope of a resurection for their fuhrer.
Strangly, also linked with free porn of old people (mature porn), but in this case, it's just a bunch of french guys that used to be in a neo facsist klu klux klan and stupid fucking old people like Storm Rider and Weasel Wardancer who push their neo nazi beliefs on a web forum, in hope of a resurection for their fuhrer.
guy: Hey this forum looks good I think i'll register.
dude: no way man, you'll just get your ass flamed off the forum, and end up getting banned for no reason.
dude: no way man, you'll just get your ass flamed off the forum, and end up getting banned for no reason.
by Shenmoo June 18, 2004
see free oldies
quicky: 1 - a site created by former skinheads and SS officers that escaped trial that supports piracy and right wing facist dictatorship, tyranny, despotism and totalitarism
2 - mature porn fetish, a site that offers free porn involving old 60+ year olds in action
quicky: 1 - a site created by former skinheads and SS officers that escaped trial that supports piracy and right wing facist dictatorship, tyranny, despotism and totalitarism
2 - mature porn fetish, a site that offers free porn involving old 60+ year olds in action
by Shenmoo June 18, 2004
A homophobic ugly moron that has no idea how to spell, nor how to use english grammar in any way possible.
Fuck quazy qual
by Shenmoo June 18, 2004
Besides boring and something which no longer lives among us, it also is the late, great, former singer of Black Metal group MAYHEM.
He was in the split album they did with Morbid Angel and a few other bootlegs and live albums.
Just before releasing their second album, Dead slashed his arms up and blew his brains out with a sawed off shotgun.
HellHammer (Mayhem's drummer) took broken skull pieces and made them into a necklace and Euronymous (Mayhem's late, great, former guitarist) took a bit of his brain, cooked it and ate it. Another interesting bit is that Euronymous took a picture of Dead after his suicide, un-tampered with. This picture was on the cover of a bootleg of mayhem featuring dead and current singer, Maniac (which was one of the first vocalists of Mayhem, even before dead anyways - he was the vocalist on Deathcrush).
To many (including myself), Dead is a metal God, he was Mayhem's best vocalist, and true kvltist of black metal. In tours he would cut himself with knives and throw rotten meat at the crowd and he died self inflicted and brutally.
Dead is gone, but in no way forgetten by Mayhem's fans.
Dead is a metal God to black metal as Chuck Shulinder is for Death Metal.
He was in the split album they did with Morbid Angel and a few other bootlegs and live albums.
Just before releasing their second album, Dead slashed his arms up and blew his brains out with a sawed off shotgun.
HellHammer (Mayhem's drummer) took broken skull pieces and made them into a necklace and Euronymous (Mayhem's late, great, former guitarist) took a bit of his brain, cooked it and ate it. Another interesting bit is that Euronymous took a picture of Dead after his suicide, un-tampered with. This picture was on the cover of a bootleg of mayhem featuring dead and current singer, Maniac (which was one of the first vocalists of Mayhem, even before dead anyways - he was the vocalist on Deathcrush).
To many (including myself), Dead is a metal God, he was Mayhem's best vocalist, and true kvltist of black metal. In tours he would cut himself with knives and throw rotten meat at the crowd and he died self inflicted and brutally.
Dead is gone, but in no way forgetten by Mayhem's fans.
Dead is a metal God to black metal as Chuck Shulinder is for Death Metal.
"Before the shows Dead used to bury his clothes
into the ground... He was a "corpse" on stage" - Hellhammer
into the ground... He was a "corpse" on stage" - Hellhammer
by Shenmoo April 24, 2004
A person who is KVLT. KVLTist has 2 meanings and uses basically.
1: Used to define either a metal head or a band thats either death or black metal (Ussually black metal though). Basically to put it short, Metalheads that are into the most extreme forms of metal (like yours truly), and bands that play extreme forms of metal (Immortal, Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, Morbid Angel, Mayhem, Entombed, etc.).
2: Used sarcastically against mallcore kiddies who think ACTING evil is cool. They ussually say racist, hateful and satanist things, but they probably dont even knjow or believe what they say, they just say it to look and act KVLT so real metalheads accept them.
1: Used to define either a metal head or a band thats either death or black metal (Ussually black metal though). Basically to put it short, Metalheads that are into the most extreme forms of metal (like yours truly), and bands that play extreme forms of metal (Immortal, Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, Morbid Angel, Mayhem, Entombed, etc.).
2: Used sarcastically against mallcore kiddies who think ACTING evil is cool. They ussually say racist, hateful and satanist things, but they probably dont even knjow or believe what they say, they just say it to look and act KVLT so real metalheads accept them.
1: (Band) Former Mayhem vocalist "Dead" is a true black metal kvltist!
(Metalhead)Look at that guy with spikes covering his forearms, a bullet belt and a shirt of Marduk, that guy's a black metal KVLTist, and that guy next to him with longhair, plain clothes and a shirt of Death is a death metal KVLTist
2: Look at that kid with the spikey hair, wallet chain, hot topic accesories, and slipknot shirt. He's a fucking mallcore kiddie wannabe-KVLT
(Metalhead)Look at that guy with spikes covering his forearms, a bullet belt and a shirt of Marduk, that guy's a black metal KVLTist, and that guy next to him with longhair, plain clothes and a shirt of Death is a death metal KVLTist
2: Look at that kid with the spikey hair, wallet chain, hot topic accesories, and slipknot shirt. He's a fucking mallcore kiddie wannabe-KVLT
by Shenmoo April 23, 2004
An idiot that thinks her life is FreeOldies forum, and that anyone who messes with it, is personally insulting her.
She's also fond of thinking of herself as an important person in life because she is an admin there. Seriously, who gives a fuck?
She's so obsessed with her place on that hellhole of a website, that she enforces strict facsist rules on all members (excepts her friends, superiors, or veteran members), especially/mainly new comers, who are then reffered to with the dereogatory term "dum fuk noob/newb" until they have been on the forum for about a month, despite of all the harrasment i.e "fuk u newb, u don't know what u r sayin" or simply being ignored:
"newb: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
long time member: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
guy with problem: thanks long time member!
newb: hey I said that answer first! why am I always ignored?!
long time member 1: stfu noob weasel rules respect her
long time member 2: it's because ur a newb respect the long time members fuck you noob go away we dont need you here weasel rules
newb: man...this forum sucks ass and who the hell is weasel?
weasel: I am and you are banned for one week for flaming you newb!! STFU AND GTFO
newb: yeah right, like i'm EVER coming back to this shit ever again
weasel: that post will get DELETED
long time member 3 that doesn't like weasel: yes i agree you should be banned, you were very offensive and hateful to my friends. however I think weasel is taking this way too far, it was very strict of her to ban him just like that. please dont hurt me!
weasel: you little assclown! how DARE you stand up to my order! this is your last warning! dont fuck with me!"
And so the endless cycle continues. The only "newbs" that stay are retards oblivious to whats going on, and the only people that stay and dont fight back are phucktards afraid of getting banned and scolded by weasel world wardancer.
Be that as a lesson. It may seem like a parody in which things are hugely exagerated, but thats how things are like in that forum. Dumb smacktards with no life.
If they see this they will obviously do whatever they can to remove it.
And if it does get removed, it just shows how ignorant they really are, for they're just prooving my point even more.
She's also fond of thinking of herself as an important person in life because she is an admin there. Seriously, who gives a fuck?
She's so obsessed with her place on that hellhole of a website, that she enforces strict facsist rules on all members (excepts her friends, superiors, or veteran members), especially/mainly new comers, who are then reffered to with the dereogatory term "dum fuk noob/newb" until they have been on the forum for about a month, despite of all the harrasment i.e "fuk u newb, u don't know what u r sayin" or simply being ignored:
"newb: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
long time member: I have an answer to your problem all you have to do is ...
guy with problem: thanks long time member!
newb: hey I said that answer first! why am I always ignored?!
long time member 1: stfu noob weasel rules respect her
long time member 2: it's because ur a newb respect the long time members fuck you noob go away we dont need you here weasel rules
newb: man...this forum sucks ass and who the hell is weasel?
weasel: I am and you are banned for one week for flaming you newb!! STFU AND GTFO
newb: yeah right, like i'm EVER coming back to this shit ever again
weasel: that post will get DELETED
long time member 3 that doesn't like weasel: yes i agree you should be banned, you were very offensive and hateful to my friends. however I think weasel is taking this way too far, it was very strict of her to ban him just like that. please dont hurt me!
weasel: you little assclown! how DARE you stand up to my order! this is your last warning! dont fuck with me!"
And so the endless cycle continues. The only "newbs" that stay are retards oblivious to whats going on, and the only people that stay and dont fight back are phucktards afraid of getting banned and scolded by weasel world wardancer.
Be that as a lesson. It may seem like a parody in which things are hugely exagerated, but thats how things are like in that forum. Dumb smacktards with no life.
If they see this they will obviously do whatever they can to remove it.
And if it does get removed, it just shows how ignorant they really are, for they're just prooving my point even more.
by Shenmoo June 18, 2004
Hard Ass MoFo thats fond of Brutal Underground Metal and Rock to put it in shorter terms, Horror Gore Flicks, cool ass video games and lots of good PC shit.
Also fond of sites such as Ogrish and "It's only a movie"
Also goes by: Punk Noodles (see GTA3, not punk music) and AnatomyIsDestiny
Synonyms: Shenmoo
Also fond of sites such as Ogrish and "It's only a movie"
Also goes by: Punk Noodles (see GTA3, not punk music) and AnatomyIsDestiny
Synonyms: Shenmoo
by Shenmoo March 29, 2004