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A timestamp that people randomly put on porn or otherwise sexual videos. Usually, these timestamps can be found on tons of feet and shoe-play videos, but most notably, school shoe-play videos, because for whatever reason someone thought it would be a good idea to put a camera in the back of a classroom and then upload it to YouTube for creepy and wrinkly old folk to jack off to.
Creepy old man: 0:36
Me: That’s a nutstamp!
nutstamp by splashykoy11 March 23, 2024
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nutswamp 

When your testicles are incredibly sweaty and they stick to the side of your thigh.
Man, it's so hot out here I have nutswamp!
nutswamp by Devil Tuna June 18, 2009

Norwegian Nutstomp

When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.
Jon Norwegian nutstomped Jaden so hard that, sadly, he had to get his testacles amputated.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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